1. Freida Pinto speaks some crazy Greek language in the opening parts and then does not the rest of the movie. I have no idea why this is necessary.

2. Who is the guy with the scars on his face rooting for? First he leaves for Hyperion’s army and then turns his back on them? Very unclear what is going on with him and what his motivations.

3. So much slow motion. I get it, slow motion is kinda sweet but I think every 45 seconds there was a random slow motion scene. Just ridiculous.

4. The gods just intervene whenever they want? Makes no sense. What is point of the protagonist getting in trouble if he just gets bailed out by random gods. So dumb.

5. Zeus is 5 years older than his daughter? Makes no sense. At first I thought she was calling him dad as a joke but then found out she was being serious. He is not even remotely old enough to be her dad.

6. So all of the gods are like 20 – 25 years old? Again makes no sense why they’re all so young.

7. And if they’re all immortals why are they getting killed. It makes it seem like they’re immortal because they are superior skill-wise to people but then they just get killed so they are not immortal. Again really dumb. Makes no sense.

8. How does no one in the home village hear anything coming? At first they get taken over by Hyperion’s troops and no one is even aware. Then they go back to pick up the pieces and they don’t hear them coming? The protagonist gets snuck up on by the huge dude who is smart but fights really dumbly. Then his buddies get snuck up on as well until he slow-mo bows an arrow to save the day.

9. Freida Pinto nude scene is body double. What the fuck. If you show double why even show, I can put the pieces together.

10. So Freida Pinto can see future only in certain circumstances and then she just sits there. What the fuck benefit is that.

11. Who cast the four oracles, some J CREW catalog. There is Freida (indian), a black, an asian, and a white. Why the effort, just make them all greek.

12. Gods intervening is just dumb. Very arbitrary too. 

13. The ending is just horrendous. It doesn’t even end. So the titans are release and then Zeus just topples a mountain on them? That’s it? Cut to the next scene.

14. Where is Freida Pinto when the mountain collapses, how dos she escape this?

15. What is the plan to defeat Hyperion’s army? There are literally thousands of them and about 400 hundred of the “good guys”. The plan is to just get them in the alley and then just do one-on-one combat? No idea how they made it even 10 minutes.

16. The final scene is retarded. Are they just fighting in the heavens? Is that where it ends?

17. How do the immortals even watch what’s going on? Never really explained.

18. What the fuck is Mickey Rourke eating the whole time? Is this necessary?

19. So good guy fucks Freida once and gets her pregnant? One shot only? Not the biggest complaint but then we see the kid and he has zero trace of indian in him.

20. People consistently laughed at most dramatic kiss scenes and other emotional parts. Just ridiculous.

Fuck that. Just say, I’m going to shit my brains out. People are okay with sneezing, say they bless you afterwards. Maybe we just need a shitting saying to make it acceptable? How about “shit on?” Or “happy shit?” I would like to live in a world like that.

Also, why people so uptight about me cumming at work to?

(1) You did not have to get into debt. You chose to. With that comes a risk. That is why it is debt.

(2) Who the fuck cares what CEOs make. The capital markets are scrutinized by in-house folk as well as external auditors. If you don’t like the high pay, then either (a) don’t invest in the company, (b) become a CEO yourself and do whatever you want with the money, or (c) go fuck yourself.

(3) Why do people not complain about what NBA/NFL/Hollywood stars make?

Kobe Bryant made $25 million last season. Tom Brady makes on average $18 million per season. And that’s just straight salary. There is endorsement money too. There is a rumor out there that Johnny Depp will make $75 million for Pirates of the Caribbean 4. The fuck. I don’t know how these are defensible if CEO pay is wrong. I seriously want to hear an argument as to why no one bitches about Johnny Depp’s pay? I feel he is in a similar situation to CEOs with the exception that movies are privatized and not subject to same levels of scrutiny. However, if you think a CEO makes too much money, do not invest in the company then. I don’t see how it affects you or is any of your damn business. Please tell me I’m wrong, I have yet to hear a coherent argument on this issue.

Tom Brady makes about $18 million/year.

-if you want a better life, do something about it

-no one forced you to get married or have kids. those were your choices so fucking deal with it.

-what do you want the 1% to do? i do not understand. i also do not understand what corporate greed is. corporations are merely reflections of their employees. in itself a corporation is nothing and has no values. the way it works is they seek maximum returns (or some other profitability metric) to support its employees and shareholders. this is not a new concept. just because we’re in a recession does not mean you can blame others for your problems. fucking do something about it. get a skill, learn something that separates you from everyone else. i understand you work for minimum wage bagging groceries and work 40+ hours a week while your wife volunteers but no one cares if you work hard/long at a shitty job. you don’t get paid a lot because everyone can do it.

-if you spent more time learning a skill or some other trade, rather than fucking writing a clever occupy wall street sign, maybe you wouldn’t be in the 99% (if there is in fact a 99%). fucking deal with it, life is not fair. stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it.

-if you are really that upset about everything then please leave the country. most of us do not want you here. the most american thing you can do is saddle up and bust your ass, not sleep on a sidewalk, make dumbass signs, and complain about some mythical 1%. seriously, go fuck yourselves

one of the worst websites i’ve ever seen: http://wearethe99percent.tumblr.com/

Also, how bad can you be doing if you’re taking digital pictures and on the internet.

How does any team playing the bears not realize their gameplan? Seriously, just don’t kick it to Hester, or just kick it super high. The bears offense is predicated on good punt/kickoff returns, why would you play into their hands? So many games over the last 5 years that have turned solely on special teams plays. The same way most teams bank on a solid run game or go-to wideout, the bears just depend on consistently great field position. Such idiots. Ron Riviera, do you not realize this is what the bears did while you were coaching there? how many more returns does hester need until teams realize he can house just about anything? While a bears fan i am also a football fan, and that game carolina, was just a huge schart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0ayTvr_Tfc

- If nothing else the Bears stole a game that no one thought they would. Sweet, I guess. – Julius Peppers is pretty black…I mean good. If guys like him existed hundreds of years ago the slave revolt would have happened much much sooner.

- Jay Cutler looks semi-interested, which is a step up from what we’re accustomed to. Still don’t trust him but I also don’t trust the Jews, so this isn’t unprecedented.

- If Julius Peppers had dreadlocks he wouldn’t even have to audition for the role of Predator, it would just be given to him.

- Matt Forte is really playing for that new contract.

- How big do you think Lovie’s dick is? He definitely shaves his pubes.

- I’d take Bears tag team of predators (Hester/Meriweather/Barber) over the Falcons tag team (Julio Jones/Roddy White) anyday. Also, I don’t trust tag teams named Julio and Roddy. Not anymore at least.

- Matt Ryan getting his ass kicked today. Couldn’t be happier, people just assumed he’s good because he’s white and went to BC, but he kinda sucks right?

- So I guess Rod Marinelli is a good coach? The Bears D-Line appears to be killing it. I thought the Falcons line had some pro bowlers on it?

- What’s the combined number of times a Bears D-Line man has down on a chick? 2.5?

- Cutler actually looks good. I’d probably let him eat out my asshole now.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/listen-to-the-hilarious-and-ridiculously-catchy-book-of-mormon-20110526